Chapter Four

Chapter Four

Mr. and Mrs. Deutsch were immigrants from Berlin. The story was told that they arrived together years ago without money or food at Mrs. Greenleaf’s open door, emphatically demanding a position as double-threat housekeepers in return for a small allowance and an apartment. Mrs. Greenleaf’s then resident husband realized the opportunity was a blessing in disguise. It would relieve him of the time consuming task of cleaning the place himself, so he gave them the job while his wife was at her gym class.  The Germans shook hands with Mr. Greenleaf and sternly marched to their newly appointed rooms on the third floor, with a sense of duty that appeared to be handed down as a commandment from Herr Gott. 

Their command of English was pidgin. It had not improved much through the passing years, with the result that no one felt comfortable conversing with them and vice versa. Mrs. Greenleaf was so frustrated with Mr. Greenleaf and her new German immigrants that she rarely spoke to them. They marched around the place as if they were in charge, muttering in their native language as they worked. No one dared drop a wrapper or spill a drink in that building, for if it was spotted by either of the Deutsch duo, there would be hell to pay.
As Levene reached his apartment door he as usual threw the contents of the drink Mrs. Greenleaf had given him into the huge banana tree plant that grew in an old (and clean) wooden box outside his door.  Over the many years Levene lived in that building the tree had grown to a monstrous height. It’s broad, heavy leaves smelled of the sweet drinks he gifted it with. Complaints to Mr. Deutsch didn’t help. The old man only barked something unintelligible and made motions with his hands to let Levene know that cutting back overgrown plants was not in his contract. That left Levene no choice but to speak with Mrs. Greenleaf, which he could not bring himself to do. What if she guessed her healthy elixirs were nourishing the banana tree and not him?

He pushed the huge impediments angrily aside so he could enter his rooms. Once safe within his messy rooms he breathed a sigh of relief and spread out his lunch over his maps of Russia. A huge country with over six million miles of expanse, much of it still wild country once inhabited by Goths, Khazars and other ancient groups. A trip on the Trans-Siberian railway train would cover more than one-third of our globe, end to end. To traverse the almost one thousand miles of track the passengers would remain in continuous jostling motion for a full week.

“Really easy to get lost in,” Levene mumbled as he stuffed corned beef into his mouth.  “Maybe that’s where all my relatives went. Into some huts in the wide expanse of Ekaterinaburg or along the Don.”

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